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Thursday, July 14, 2016

Round Top Texas Fourth of July



Sometimes we miss what's close
at hand--nearby places we've
never been or explored.

One of those places for me is
Round Top, Texas, a little
community two hours from
where I live in Richmond.  The
town has about 90 permanent
residents centered mostly around
a multitude of antique industries.
All the homes are in the vintage
of the early 1900's  and either
moved there from someplace
else or built to match the period.
I had the good fortune of
spending July 4 weekend
there and am still marveling
at their fun holiday celebrations.

The weekend was packed with
activity and I'm dying to tell you
about it.

The town hosts the Round Top
Festival Institute which presents
every summer evening an
assortment of classical and
contemporary programs
featuring on Sunday, the
Texas Festival Orchestra.  For
those uninformed as I was, we
soon recognized that this was
not just a common ordinary
orchestra but a renown group
of young musicians representing every state in the US with
others from Mexico, Hong Kong, South Korea, Singapore, China,
Bulgaria, Puerto Rico, Costa
Rica--all attending on scholarship
a six-week Institute program 
taught by noted musicians.  The
couple next to us were from
DesMoines, Iowa, and their
daughter was a violinist chosen
from the University of Nebraska.

The spirit was infectious--the
orchestra members were dressed
casually with American flags on
the tips of their violin bows,
poked into the girls' ponytails, and
anchored on the boys' crazy hats.
Perry So, their personable young
conductor, however, was
dressed in white jacket formal
attire.

They were serious! From the
first Star Spangled Banner, the
audience became alive for
both national and patriotic
marches, even a Gershwin
Piano Concerto.  Midway
through the program, the
festival had the four member
barber shop Heart of Texas
quartet, who though not
socially correct, were indeed hilarious.  The orchestra
ended with "In the Mood,"
"King Cotton March,"
and the "Stars and Stripes 
Forever."

I've heard holiday concerts
before, but Sunday's presen-
tation was better than I had
heard in Washington, DC,
Los Angeles Hollywood Bowl,
and Independence Day in
Philadelphia. 

The picture above shows more
than words can express for
this concert hall. (Remember
this is situated in a very little
town which was completely
packed--probably three or
four thousand visitors.)

Sunday night, we went to their
fireworks which were elaborate
--obviously they have bene-
factors probably from Dallas,
Houston, and San Antonio.  We
were parked out in the field very
close to the fireworks which
gave a special ambiance when
they exploded almost directly
above us.



Monday morning, we went to
the famous (infamous) parade.
It had about 1 30 entries, drawing
from probably ten nearby towns,
where anyone can participate
with their horses, wagons, carts,
old cars, tractors--anything and
in any way.  Kids everywhere,
some driving tractors.  Anyone
can join in and jump on a float
or wagon as the parade passes.

Hospitality, WOW! The music
hall and streets were packed.
As we went down the center
aisle for the concert, the
couple from DesMoines waved
that they had two seats next
to them. At the parade--it was
hot as hades--a family had
parked their pick-up next to
the parade route and invited
us to sit with our water bottles
and use their umbrellas for
shade. 

On the way back and forth into
town, we saw deer and a wild
turkey as well as scads of trees
and ponds.  As you looked
in all directions, there were
many unique horizons of trees,
hills, and winding roads.
One of the narrow bridges was
known to be one if you wanted
good luck, you were to stop
and piss in the deep creek below.
(We didn't.)

All I can say is that we kinda
forget what small towns used
to be like and the freedom we
have.  We saw a slice of a great
country and great people.


 






Thursday, July 7, 2016

Masculine versus Feminine




♀
 

OMELETS, PRINCE OF DANES (AND    OTHER  OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNES)

Sandy Taylor
Sandy has given her permission to help myself to her Omelets. It's a winner in my book.  Enjoy!

 
When  I first moved to Chile, I had to be very careful when I pronounced my street--Las Penas (the cliffs).  It might come out sounding like I lived on "the pines", "the pineapples" or a specific part of the male anatomy (plural no less). 

I must take umbrage at the gender issue.   Why are garbage, war, pestilence and plague all feminine?  So are hemorrhoids, warts and filth.  Any reasonable person would have to admit that this isn't fair.  Don't try to ply me with flowers, just because they're feminine.  I'm too angry to care.  Yes, anger is feminine.  Is it any wonder? 

Dogs and cats are masculine.  Snakes, cockroaches, spiders, ants and rats are feminine.  They'd never get away with this in the U.S.  Birds are masculine, and we all know what they can do to the hood of a car.  It seems only right that pigs, monkeys and donkeys are masculine.  It doesn't matter whether the chicken or the egg came first, because they're both male (except, one presumes, for the female which laid the egg).  For that matter, even gender is masculine (el masculino and el feminino).  

Sunshine is masculine, but shadows are feminine.  Even rainbows are masculine.  Give me a break!  Women are held responsible for bad weather--snow, rain, fog and thunderstorms--but we can blame the resulting accidents on men.   Wind is masculine (now there's a real surprise). Is it any wonder that anxiety and death are feminine? 

Most rooms in the house are feminine.  A notable exception--you guessed it--the bathroom.  The bathtub is feminine, but the sink and toilet are masculine.  The body part most closely associated with the toilet is also masculine.  Some things do make sense.  Our mouths are feminine, but so are whiskers.  See him standing in his manly socks at his manly sink shaving those pesky feminine whiskers down his masculine drain.  Oops!  He'd better be careful!  His razor is feminine.  

We must be careful, ladies.  You may not realize it, but your brassiere is masculine, so watch what you say in its presence.  So is your purse.  Shh! You can't even whisper in front of them, because whispers are masculine.  That doesn't seem right.  Zippers are masculine, too. Incredibly, dirt and rocks are feminine, but diamonds are masculine. No wonder nightmares are feminine. 

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are feminine.  Pride and profanity are masculine.  Danger is masculine; safety is feminine.  Duty and honor are masculine; so are courage and fear.  Blame and apology are feminine, as are faith and fidelity (of course).  The church is feminine and the circus is masculine.  Women own laughter (and have much to laugh about) and men have tears.  Success and failure are masculine; strength and weakness are feminine.  Shouts and even kisses are masculine.  Prejudice is masculine; vanity is feminine.   

The worst outrage of all is the word for "Handcuffs" --esposas.  Yep, that's the same word as wife.  Watch it boys, revolvers may be masculine, but shotguns are feminine and so are bullets. 

Who makes up this stuff? 

 

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

AFTER EIGHTY



 
 
Living the Lord's New  Day after  Eighty
 

Many of us are in the throes of the aging process.  The date of our birth hasn't changed nor has some unknown force added years to the calendar that we didn't know about. It is 2016! 

Our later years have been spent as long time caregivers (including me).  We find ourselves eighty (or plus) and life has turned topsy-turvey.  If our dear ones suffered Alzheimers or some neurological disease, we lost them long before death showed its mercy and took them to a far better place.   When we get fancy and label ourselves Octogenarians, we don't disguise much.  

There are some things that are given-- We tell ourselves to get a grip and live with them: 

            We will lose our scizzors.

            We will lose track of where we parked the car.

            We will, in bridge, lead from our hand when we took the trick
            on the board.

            We will audibly creak--it's not the floorboards.

            We will look in the church directory to match pictures
            with   names of people we have gone to church with for years.

            We forget what we were looking for in the pantry. 

            We are too tired to clean out the fridge, wash the outside
            windows, pour Clorox in the  toilet, etc. etc. etc.  (Much
            preferred:  read a good book, listen to good music).

            We look at ourselves on Kindle Fire with a "selfie" and say,
            "My, My. Is this really me." 

            Must I go on?  You've got me pegged.  But I hasten to add that
            there are lessons to be learned, a life to live, a joy beyond all
            wonder.  

            We can fix the television when it goes wrong (as long as the Dish
            technical support representative is on the other end of the line).

            We have found the third way to fix left-overs.

            We can endure the mess of cleaning out the scimmer pump on
            the Koi pod.

            We can park the car in a narrow garage in the face of a storm.

            We can successfully avoid looking at the pristine, new looking 
            stationery bike stored in the garage.

            We know to yell "HELP" when all else fails.  

When we fail to recognize our accomplishments or to look forward to tomorrow, we may be tempted to let the dirty thought enter our mind: "Hey, we're getting too old."  We need to recognize that some one or some thing provided us a world in which to live, but the Lord is firm. It is our responsibility to do the living. So- - - try this list  (I did):
 
            Keep gas in the car--you might want to go somewhere when the
            phone rings.

            Whatever your hobby or avocation--keep trucking (see my blog).

            Bid a grand slam without one of the four aces.  Partner gulps.
            (Well, it was fun anyway).

            Find others or belong to groups striving to make some wrong right.

            Find someone to laugh with. (Life is funny.)

            Stay friends with your hairdresser. 

            Realize that at the age of eighty, you can do anything you please--
            most of your judging compatriots are infirm or have passed on.

            Learn to talk the real world--computer technology, smart phones,
            political jargon, financial and investment parameters, trendy
           fashions, hit songs, good books.  (Mmmmm--not a high score here
           for me)

            Stay mobile--exercise, exercise, exercise  (I'll give you the phone
            number for the Silver Sneakers program.)      

            However improbable you think the outcome, don't pass up an
            opportunity for an adventure, something new or reawakened. Let
            yourself feel the joy.

            Don't expect to receive from others if  not willing to give of
            yourself.

            Make new friends and keep dear ones close.

            Challenge your sister or neighbor to a computer game: (Our daily
            outcome of Jumble Jong passes by e-mail between my sister in Iowa
           and  myself.)

            Look for memory-challenging exercises or amusements:   
           Crossword  and jig-saw  puzzles, counted cross stitch embroidery,
           original writing, reading music, Bridge.              
 
          Learn the names (and use them) for the clerks you see frequently
          and  those that  provide services for you.  Neat thing:  good feeling--
          you will  hear them call your name back.

 

             IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, ENERGY AND HAPPINESS
                                      COME FROM LIVING!

           

           

 

 

 

 

           

           

 

 

 

Thursday, June 9, 2016

GOD'S TALENTS

                      CREATIVITY



 


Seems to have infinite beginnings
   but never absolute endings
      always has "and then"



Seems to have an assortment of aromas
   From a musty-cobwebbed cave to a
        jammed shelf in the corner
               of the garage


Doesn't seem to get its feelings hurt
   seems to always have something
      to chuckle about

Doesn't seem to have any distinct
   working or business hour schedule,
      no 8:00 am - 5:00 pm work days
         fact, sometimes 1:00 am is its most
            productive time.

Doesn't depend upon Competition,
   doesn't need the ego of winning.

IS totally unpredictable
   Its Motto is:
       Whenever the idea P O P S
          melt the butter
              shake on the salt
                   and
              have a large bowl ready!

Takes trips
   without going anywhere
      no expensive tickets needed
         "often fuzzy" on destination.

Often hides and plays Peek-a-Boo
   but eventually shows up in an articulate
      spider web-or a puppy chasing his tail.

TASTES everything
  LISTENS to every sound
    WALKS in the spookiest places
       has sixteen assorted wigs
          Wears Cinderella's Golden slippers

C-R-E-A-T-I-V-I-T-Y
  Has ten letters--the Perfect 10
      S-T-A-G-N-A-N-T
          Has only eight never to
             catch up with the Perfect 10.
 
 
 
 
                   Sometimes sniffs, snorts, and grunts
                       more often it "Whistles a Happy Tune"
                          to make sure that we
                            "Let a Smile Be Its Umbrella".

                                    GOD BLESS!  


Creativity--ISN'T just thinking "Outside the
Box" . . .  actually, there is NO BOX!
             (Only a faint dotted line, if you insist.)



                                                   -- Rose Nuernberger
 
 

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

PAGE 89 THEORY


Books are a lot like people.  Some people you like immediately, others you have to learn to like. And still others, they ain't for you.  If you belong to several book clubs like I do, we are exposed to many genres and writing styles.

Like people, some books are slow starters.  Others lose me in the first chapter with too many characters to keep track of.  Some are much too detailed--I don't need to know about each rain drop dripping from each tree.  Some are poorly crafted, confusing, contradictory.

A good book gives me an experience that I won't forget. 

I  just finished a book that I liked very much (Me Before You).The book before that, not so much. What do I do with the latter--well I apply my "Page 89" theory which is simply with any book I may have in hand, I read until at least Page 89.  If I'm not into the book by then, I prioritize my time with something else. In the past, books outside my reading genre that I gave up on by reading only the beginning, I've found later to be worth reading to the end especially if it's a club's selection.    

Our club coordinator had asked one of our members who had been absent for the discussion what she thought of the book.  She said she'd stopped on Page 89. We all laughed--we knew exactly what she'd thought of the book!